HA! You thought you'd catch me on this one, All The Tests! You didn't know that ripped all my nails off, leaving a bundle of stringy nerve endings at the end of my fingertips! When you're as big a slut as I am, nails just get in the way! If you're hoping to pass this slut test, here's what you should know: rip your nails off, worship cutoffs, and "underwear" are clothes you wear under other clothes! Good luck, sluts! Would a slut Google "underwear"? I'm not sure.Įveryone knows that sluts are religious.about wearing short shorts! Show your devotion to Daisy Dukes and select the first option, fellow sluts! If you don't know what underwear is, that's okay, too! All The Tests understands that underwear can be confusing, so if this question throws you for a loop, you can either Google "What is underwear" or select option C.
You should probably excuse yourself to the sluts' ladies' room and check what kind of underwear you're wearing. Spoiler alert! Many of these slut tests have questions about your underwear. Tackling our tests alphabetically (because this is science, people!), our first test is All The Tests' THE SLUT TEST!. Test #1: All The Tests' THE SLUT TEST! (see if you are a slut) Doesn't this taint the results, leading to false slut-positives? Well, don’t worry your potentially slutty heads about that, because as many of these tests demonstrate, “slut” isn’t really about sex! “Slut” is an attitude, a way of life, and an inability to wrap your head around the difficult concept of “underwear.” Let's explore five different "slut tests" and hope we find an answer!